Contact Information

For scoundrels:

For chain letters, spam, solicitations, phishing requests, viruses, criminal-aid and money-laundering requests, debasement, ridicule, and all other general requests of an immoral or annoying nature, do not send your mail to me but send your request to the Federal Trade Commission's spam box at spam@uce.gov, being sure to identify plainly your full name and address to aid in your prosecution.

For friends, scholars, and the curious:

For questions and comments about me or the topics discussed on my web site, send your e-mail messages to cms@cleverness.us

For salesmen, tricksters, and theives:

Please repent, and do not try to contact me or any other potential victim until you so.