I once was a programmer, competent and sound,
I wrote many lines of code to move my cameras 'round.
My heart's true desire, though, was only to expound
About how to program in a way that I had found.
That's the Willie Way, called "CycleFree" today.
I will make a billion bucks the fast and easy way.
My boss was a sly talker, a credit-stealing fox
Who brought the demise about of those he deemed were blocks
That hindered his rise upon the corporate rocks
Until his Chinese lies fell through as far down as the stocks.