Vocabulary for Cheaper by the Dozen

This is a list of words and phrases used in the play Cheaper by the Dozen that may be unfamiliar to some people or perhaps I just wanted to make a comment about. The words are listed, more or less, by the order in which they appear in the play.

Mandarin princess
Chinese princess with long fingernails (often as long as the palm of the hand)
kadooka
the three-tone sound of an old Klaxon car horn
Klaxon
manufacturer of old car horns; the name comes from a Greek word meaning "shriek"; nowadays the company makes super-loud train horns
Maxwell
car manufactured in early 1900s.
Morse code
radio & telegraph code implemented by turning an electrical signal or carrier wave on and off for different durations of time.
mushrooms versus toadstools
generally, the same thing. When a distinction is made, mushrooms are edible, and toadstools are usually considered poisonous
maggots
larva of fly or other insect
Eskimo
indigenous people of northern North America, including both the Nunavut and the Inuit. Also used to be spelt Esquimau (plural Esquimaux). Although the so-called "politically correct" labellers like to use the term Inuit, in reality, all the Eskimos I've ever known (all in Alaska) prefer to be described by the term "Native" or "Native Alaskan".
spinsters
unmarried women, usually with the connotation that they are old and too unattractive/uninteresting to any man. In England, all marriage licences are issued with the words “spinster” and “bachelor” on them [actually, when checking this legal fact, I found hearsay that the UK legal practice of calling brides-to-be "spinsters" was discontinued in 2005]
Betelgeuse
brightest star in the constellation Orion
Orion
a hunter god in Greek Mythology. This name appears in the Authorized Version of the Bible (e.g., Amos 5:8, “Seek him that maketh the seven stars and Orion…”). However, in the Hebrew, the name כסיל (Csil) is used, not the name from Greek, so it was apparently OK to read this verse out loud in Hebrew without violating the Law that God didn’t want to hear the name of other gods upon the lips of his people.
Michelson’s interferometer
A device for measuring celestial distances and sizes by using the properties of split light waves from a single source. This device was built by Albert Michelson (and it is now becoming vogue to credit Michelson’s colleague Edward Morley as well) to either prove or disprove the existence of some sort of æther throughout space (it disproved its existence), and also, as a side effect, ended up validating key parts of Einstein’s theory of relativity.
Victrola
a device from Victor Record Company for playing sound from a disk with grooves etched in a shape corresponding to the sound waves that has been recorded
records
the sound recordings played on a Victrola
metronome
a device for marking the passage of time
Carrie Nation
woman who would go about fervently attacking saloons with a hatchet as part of the temperance movement (to abolish alcohol and its consumption)
Henry Ford
inventor of the assembly line
ja wohl
German for “yes, verily” (literally); figuratively, when used in English, it is used as "I recognise your authority as despot Führer (or his authorized agent), and affirm obedience to your command or statement, regardless of my own personal feelings, for fear of dreadful retaliation."
cosmopolitan
literally, “a citizen of the world”, as in Plato’s famous statement, “I am neither an Athenian nor a Greek but a citizen of the world.” In common usage, it means sophisticated.
J’ouvre la porte
French for “I open the door”
Je ferme la porte
French for “I shut the door.” It is interesting to note that if you say “Shut the door” in English, it is sounds strikingly similar to the French expression «Je t’adore» which means “I adore thee.”
slicker
raincoat
π∙r2
formula for the area of a circle (π is ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, approximately, 3.14159...), and r is the radius of the circle.
engineer
most noble profession
boxes and barrels
what Confederate saboteurs behind enemy lines would push onto Yankee railroad lines in order to hinder the progress of trains; hence, annoying trouble
needles and pins
from a Mother Goose nursery rhyme about Henry VIII’s six wives:
Needles and Pins
Needles and Pins
When a man marries
His Trouble begins.
In the time of King Henry VIII, needles and pins used in fastening clothing were mostly made in monasteries which King Henry disbanded when he established the Anglican church (of which he was the head) in order to get rid of the Roman-Catholic church that had precluded him from divorcing one wife to marry another. As a side effect of his marital turmoil, England then had a shortage of needles & pins.
Sheba
North-African queen who visited King Solomon of Israel
Sheik
North-African nobleman or elder, or, figuratively, a romantic and attractive man
vamp
To charm and use a man
rasamatazz
snazziness
vo do oh
who knoweth what this is?
Tin Liz[zie]
Ford Model T automobile
lollapalooza
something outstanding
be the cat’s whiskers
be better than everyone else
cat’s pajamas
praiseworthy
smitten
past participle of smite (to hit as a knight does to a dragon)
mach Schnell
literally, “make fast”, or “hurry up”
minuet
a classical dance (or the music for such a dance)
cotillions
a formal ball (e.g., debutante ball)
perchance
maybe
cloak
coat
quadrille
French square dance
vim
what actors need to have lots of on stage (viz., enthusiastic energy)
verve
liveliness or the product of vim
jiu jitsu
Literally, "gentle art", in fact is one of the Martial arts (Martial means relating to Mars, the Roman god of War).
galvanically
in a manner of chemical changes brought about electrically
tête-a-tête
face to face (literally, “head to head”)
Nicholas Murray Butler
Recipient of the Nobel Peace prize in 1931, he was a president of Columbia University, a prolific author, and an advisor to seven U.S. presidents, including Teddy Roosevelt who called him “Nicholas Miraculous Butler”.
Pierce Arrow
car model
despotism
a government ruled by an absolute ruler who makes up rules as he goes
tyranny
a government ruled by an absolute ruler with maybe a few laws and a plan. The flag of the State of Virginia shows the picture of a spear-wielding Virtue atop of the just-slain oppressive tyrant with the motto "Sic semper tyrannis" (meaning "thus always to tyrants"). This motto was uttered when Brutus slew Julius Cæsar and when John Wilkes Booth when slew Abraham Lincoln.
mukluks
Eskimos’ boots
gigolo
male fulfiller of immoral wishes
Pied Piper
guy who wasn’t paid for his melodic rat-extermination services of the town of Hamlin, so he kidnapped all the kids in town by luring them away with the beautiful music of his pipe
mumblety-peg
game whose object is to throw a jackknife and have its blade stuck firmly in the ground; the loser would have to mumble as he picked up a peg driven into the ground with his teeth

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